Thursday April 12 at 10pm #Top100Lies was the 3rd most trending topic on twitter. This is a list of 100 lies that people where posting and ones that I thought should be included! If you can think of any others that should be added post them in a comment!
1 That was my last piece of gum.
2 Sorry I missed your call… I was in the
shower.
3 I’m on my way right now.
4 Sorry, (s)he is not home right now,
can I take a message.
5 hmmm, I never got that text.
6 We should do lunch.
7 You look great in
those jeans.
8 I have never had
plastic surgery.
9 I believe you.
10 I trust you.
11 I agree with the
terms and conditions.
12 I can stop anytime I
want.
13 It’s okay.
14 I’m sorry.
15 I don’t know what
you are talking about.
16 I won’t hurt you.
17 It wasn’t me.
18 Chris Brown and
Rihanna are great together.
19 They are real.
20 Taylor Swift can’t
sing.
21 Cartoons are for
kids.
22 Bratz dolls are a
great toy for young girls.
24 Its fine.
25 I swear!
26 JK
27 LOL
28 I’m over you.
29 It not you, it’s me.
30 Can’t drive, no gas.
31 I’ll pay you back.
32 I’ve never peed in a
pool.
33 I don’t speed.
34 I don’t have
homework tonight.
35 I won’t do it again.
36 I will start a diet
tomorrow.
37 Toddlers and Tiaras
is the worst show.
38 Dave Matthews, like,
he gets me.
39 I would never waste
my time facebook stalking.
40 Can’t I’m really
busy.
41 I would never lie to
you.
42 Conspiracy theories
are bogus.
43 What happens in
Vegas stays in Vegas.
44 I hate kids.
45 I never have break
outs like this.
46 Have to take the
elevator, asthma.
47 I’m not mad.
48 The economy is fine.
49 I look nothing like
my mom.
50 (s)he loves me even
though (s)he hurts me.
51 I love you.
52 I love you, too.
53 I’m not jealous.
54 I thought I told
you.
55 I miss you.
56 I didn’t do it.
57 Miracles don’t
happen.
58 I didn’t realize I was
speeding officer.
59 I’m over you.
60 I’m getting another
call.
61 The Eucharist isn’t
really Jesus.
62 I can change him.
63 I’m cool.
64 I have never broken
the 4th Commandment.
65 I’m fine being
single.
66 Valentine’s Day is
stupid.
67 All Irish are
drunks.
68 I know what I’m doing.
69 I hate Twilight.
70 A fetus is not a
human.
71 My phone has been
dead all day.
72 Abortion is the only
way to deal with an unwanted pregnancy.
73 Jesus was a prophet.
74 GTL everyday for
life!
75 Euthanasia is a honorable
way to die.
76 Sorry, I can’t go on
a date with you, I have a boy/girlfriend
77 I LOVE the sweater
you got me grandma!
78 I could never spent
my money on that!
79 God only loves those
who love him.
80 Tim Tebow is lame.
81 You not bothering me
at all.
82 Gluttony only concerns
food.
83 It is impossible for
a baby to survive an abortion.
84 The media does not
have an agenda
85 Jesus did not die
for us.
86 Jesus’ Mom , Mary,
did not stay a virgin for her whole life.
87 It is okay to act on
lust.
88 You don’t deserve
forgiveness.
89 People don’t judge
you on how you dress.
90 You don’t deserve to
be happy.
91 I’m not scared of
the future.
92 God hates ______.
93 Sex has no consequences.
94 There is no way
there could be a Trinity.
95 There is no
afterlife.
96 All the fun people
go to hell.
97 I have nowhere to
go.
98 No one cares about
me.
99 My life has no
meaning.
100 There is no God.
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